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Integrity is choosing courage over comfort; choosing what is right over what is fun, fast, or easy; and choosing to practice our values rather than simply professing them.
Without the fun, humor and laughter that jokes bring, the world will be all frowns. Funny jokes are created to reflect life in unusual, hilarious and entertaining ways. A good laugh is as infectious as funny jokes are impacting to life. In adding humor to life's experiences, funny jokes make the world worth smiling. The laughter that funny jokes bring makes people feel like a kid again and cope with difficult situations by looking at the lighter side of any circumstance in life. I hope my "CleverQuotes" funny Jokes Page bring you simple pleasures in life as they present a classic way of keeping people entertained.
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking her side if the family."
The Mystery Kitchen Utensil…
A lady with a collection of vintage kitchen utensils that includes one whose intended purpose was always a mystery. It looks like a cross between a metal slotted spoon and a spatula, so she uses it as both. When not in use, it is prominently displayed in a decorative ceramic utensil caddy in her kitchen.
The mystery of the spoon/spatula was recently solved when she found one in its original packaging at a rummage sale.
It’s a pooper-scooper.
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman.
Boy: Why do you look so fat?
Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me.
Boy: Is it a good baby?
Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby.
Boy: Then why did you eat it?!
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